全美超模大赛第一季

全美超模大赛第一季

本片由茶杯狐cupfox提供播放

立即播放
导演:
主演:
/ Tyra  Banks  
更新:
/ 2024-02-08 19:21
备注:
已完结
语言:
剧情:

  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

在线观看

播放节点列表
线路一

猜你喜欢

后宫欧买尬
更新至20250619
全民星攻略
更新至20250619
食尚玩家
更新至20250619
五十公里桃花坞5
更新至20250620
开始推理吧第三季
更新至20250620
一见你就笑
更新至20250620
跨时代战书第二季
更新至20250619
爱情保卫战
更新至20250619
中餐厅·非洲创业季
更新至20250619
森林进化论2025
更新至20250620
小伙小妹换游记
更新至20250620
百花迎春·文艺家
更新至20250619
wei!快出来玩
更新至20250620
微笑一号店
更新至20250620
风驰赛车手
更新至20250620
全员加速中2025
更新至20250620
爸爸当家·慢享季
更新至20250620
这是我的西游
更新至20250620
老有意思旅行社
更新至20250620
种地吧3
更新至20250620
你好,星期六
更新至20250620
森林进化论第三季
更新至第20250618期
金牌调解2024
更新至第20250619期
你好星期六
更新至第20250620期

正在热播

更多
披荆斩棘的哥哥
12期全+plus+纯享版
萌探探探案第四季
更新至第20240711期
喜剧之王·单口季
更新至第20241020期
友有游几天・夏日限定
更新至20250615
奔跑吧第五季
已完结
音你而来2
更新至20250619
百姓的味道
已完结
我们的歌第六季
更新至第20241009期
闪光的夏天
更新至第20240902期
少年圆鱼洲
更新至20220904
五十公里桃花坞第三季
更新至第20230811期
花儿与少年第五季
更新至第17期
种地吧2
更新至第20240719期